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The game of why / because is new to me. The idea of the game is to ask a silly or serious question, and give a silly or serious answer. When there are enough questions and answers, they will be randomly mixed together and posted on the page.
why does chadley unfairly accuse linny of not participating in the why/because game when she thinks it's really awesome??
Because when going into Hell, it's always nice to have a good, steady bass drum beat, just to make things more dramatic.
Why do waterbottles have nutrition information labels on them?
A wild chicken came and took them from Bob.
Why do you want to be a millionare?
Because....I want to be a millionare.
Why is the why/because game so gosh durn amusing????
because linny gets to go see natalie today and they'll go walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Why do dogs not like it when you blow in their faces but they stick their heads out of a car going 45 MPH?
Because SOMEONE *ahem* hasn't emailed me in a while
Why does Natalie keep falling over in the pink, fluffy chair?
Because Chad is so stinkin cool!!!!!!
Why did I hurt my bum while skiing?
Because Spam is my favorite food.
Why didn't Chad get his CD's Back?
Because there are only 7 characters on Gilligan's Island.
Why is the word llama spelled with two l's?
Because there is a conspiracy out there to ruin your prom!! Be careful!!!
Why did Velma from Scooby Doo never get hit on by the fellows ie Shaggy & Freddy?
Because we all have to change our calendar sometime.
Why is it that whenever you need gold shoes to match your beautiful prom dress you can only find silver shoes?
Because of the chlorophyll in the plant cells.
Why did Claire choose dodgeball over whiffleball?
Because they enjoy the lovely coloration of the blades as well as the scrumptious taste!!!
Why is the grass green?
Because they are fools!!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because they like chocolate ice cream.
Why can't we have calculus class outside today?
Because...when a football is thrown, the curvature of the ball itself, combined with the aerodynamics make it go a few feet, however it's the velocity of the arm or foot behind it that pushes it over the gravitational pull of the body throwing it or the ground is is above to be caught in the arms of the recipiant.
Why can you never find the one person you need to speak with when it's really important?
Because the guy who invented it has a smashing sense of humor!
Why is the why/because game so addicting?
Because seven ate (eight) nine!!
Why does the cow eat grass?
Because Leslie still thinks that Ludlum's carries pogo sticks.
Why does Larry the Cucumber have teeth?
Because Papa Smurf has learned the importance of a good fabric softener, detergent, and that the local dry cleaner is a friend!!!
Why do MAC computers Stink?
Because the integration formulas sun burn easily!!
Why in the world is life sooooooo stinkin hilarious?
Because it was unfortunately cancelled thus causing severe grief to millions of loyal viewers.
Why do fools fall in love?
Sammy Davis Jr. had a glass eye.
Why don't we live to be over 100 years old any more?
Because these scissors are really sharp... ow (I just cut my-self)
Why do why/becausers always use the word "stink"?
Because, well, it's probably something in the water.
why do we have to fart all the time?
Becuse the force is not with Luke Skywalker anymore.
Why is Baby Smurf always in white yet never dirty?
Because they transform into chameleons!
Why isn't ALF on tv every night?
Because Velma from Scooby Doo was just too intimidating for all of the cartoonish fellows!!! Go Velma!!!
Why does dust collect up?
Because Raze had a costume change after their 4th song.