Chad’s LinkThink

An experiment in time. Watch the video clip for a full year while logged in and you will receive an award. It’s exciting. Watch it. All you need is to have the latest version of Macromedia Flash installed (you probably do).

This is a story on how THE COOLEST SOUND in digital history was made.

It appears that over 30 dolphins, trained by the military to attack terrorists, have been released by the floodwaters of Katrina into the ocean. No, they don’t use laser beams, they use toxic darts.

Run over a dead cat? Put it in your gas tank! Some crazy inventor is powering his car for as little as 30 cents per liter with feline fuel.

Okay, so it gets harder to find unique content on the web. I mean… GOOD. I mean….well….ok. This is crap, but it’s crap that a user of Amazon is posting as reviews for products. I especially like his review of the Segway.

A Christmas Carol

Ebenezer Scrooge

Bah, humbug. You’ll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it.

Ghost of Jacob Marley

Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you’re mean.

Three Ghosts of Christmas

You’re mean.

Ebenezer Scrooge

At last, I have seen the light. Let’s dance in the streets. Have some money.

THE END

More on the site…

You know those annoyingly long Flash™ intros you see on some web sites? You know, the ones that overhype the sites so much that by the time it’s actually over and they let you into the main site, you forgot why you even came? This site is a tribute, I think.

If you think that’s bad enough, try http://www.obmoz.com/

…as the biggest threat to human existence. This satirical look at patents talks about how absurd patents have gotten lately. In case you didn’t know about the 5-year old who patented a method of swinging on a swing - or the Australian who successfully patented the wheel, you’ll get a good laugh out of this.

Apparently, it was unfair competition. They are seeking €2 million in damages.

Whatever you do, if you ever make plans to crash something into a comet, you’d better check with your local astrologer. A Russian woman is suing NASA because her horoscope was “deformed.”