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Red Green Macgyver
Friday, September 05, 2008 at 6:06 pm
The driver's seat of our car has been extremely uncomfortable for almost a year. The foam padding started to deteriorate — leaving the driver sitting against metal frame on the left side (after a thin layer of fabric). It's sort of uncomfortable most of the time, but really HOT when it's summertime.
Today was the day for action. I went out there and spent a good 20 minutes just trying to get the seat cover removed. It was strapped down, wrapped around, and stuck to the frame with industrial-grade velcro. When I got it open, I saw a mess. The foam was split from bottom to top on the left side, and halfway down on the right. And since I already knew the foam was prone to ripping, trying to glue the foam to the frame would just end in a layer of foam ripped off the padding.
I've seen enough episodes of The Red Green Show and Macgyver to know just how to solve this one. I went inside, grabbed a roll of duct tape and went to work. The only way that foam was staying together is if it's wrapped completely around with duct tape, and that's what I did.
I'm sorry to say I didn't take any before and after pictures, because I was so excited to have somewhere comfortable to sit during my 22,000 mile per year habit. It worked great, and I drove around the block in comfort and style.
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”
– Red Green
Chocolate Chip Banana Bread Cookies
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Had some old bananas, so I combined a recipe for banana bread with the recipe for Nestle Toll House Cookies. This is the result:
| 3 ¼ cups Flour | 3 Eggs |
| 1 tsp. Baking Soda | 1 tsp. Vanilla |
| 1 tsp. Salt | 3 Bananas |
| 1 cup (2 sticks) Margarine | 1 tsp. Cinnamon |
| ¾ cup Sugar | ¼ tsp. Nutmeg |
| ¾ cup Brown Sugar | 1 12 oz. bag Milk Chocolate Chips |
Preheat oven to 375°F.
Combine flour, baking soda, and salt in a small bowl. Beat butter, sugar, brown sugar, and vanilla extract in large mixing bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add bananas, and chop and mix and mash until only small lumps remain. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased cookie sheets.
Bake for 9-10 minutes or until edges of cookie are golden brown. Cool on wire rack until completely cool.
Makes about 3 dozen cookies
I'm Married
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 6:52 pm
I've been married to Rachel Garrett (happily) since August 25. This Christmas, it will have been a full third of a year. Though it's been great, I don't have a lot to say about it. However, I have to make this post or Rachel won't let me post anything else new to my site.
DVR For Your Life
Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 7:39 am
As many know, and almost as many are frustrated by, Dish Network charges a $5.99 per month DVR fee to operate your DVR equipment. It doesn't matter if you own or lease the equipment, if it's not a VCR and you got it from them, you pay the fee. I never liked that, so I built my own DVR.
That didn't keep me from getting charged a "DVR fee." No, they aren't going to charge me to record shows. However, they are charging $10 per month to pause my account (they consider it a service, and call it DishPause. That's right, I'll be without an apartment for 3 months, and they'll be getting a $10/mo. DVR fee in order to pause that account. It makes me wonder if I can skip commercials next time I call them, or fast-forward through my hold time (or at least the music).
Huge...Tracts of Evangelism
Monday, May 14, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I went to Value City today to do a little belt shopping. Apparently it's harder than I thought. I turned to leave the men's clothing area, and this nicely dressed guy walks up to me.
Apparently, he sees my T-shirt (wearing LaMoine Christian Camp shirt) and he says something like "I know you may not need this, but give it to someone who does," and holds out a piece of paper on which I see the word Heaven. Oh no, a tract evangelist! I said "no" and started walking away. He said something else, and I turned to him and asked "Are you soliciting in the store?" to which he replied "no." I started walking away really fast now, and went straight to a manager.
Told the manager that there was a guy handing out tracts and harassing people. He asked "where?" and I looked behind me - apparently I was being followed. I said "The guy in the brown shirt," and pointed at the fast-approaching man behind me, and added "I'm out of here."
As I drove off, I see the guy walking out toward his out-of-state vehicle. I made eye contact with him and drove off.
Did I do the right thing? Well, not exactly. I rushed out too quickly and didn't say anything to the person handing out the tracts. He deserved to hear what I had to say.
What he was doing was not evangelism. It was not even Christlike. Can you imagine Jesus as a pushy salesman? We don't hear of even the apostles handing out papyrus tracts. Sure, they drew crowds when they told what they knew. They didn't come from another country, stop in town for a day and abandon them the next day. I made sure he left at least that one store. I hoped at least one less person wouldn't get such a poor picture of God.
